Season 1 episode 1 문장 정리

• Are we being punished for something?
• is this going to take a while?
• It was way back in 2005.
• Yes, perfect! And then you’re engaged, you pop the champagne! You drink a toast! You have sex on the kitchen floor… Don’t have sex on our kitchen floor.
• Dude, are you kidding? It’s you and Lily! I’ve been there for all the big moments of you and Lily. The night you met. Your first date… other first things.

• What was I doing? Your Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life, and me?
• now I’ve got a new favorite: Lebanese girls! Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
• Ted, I’m going to teach you how to live. (Ted’s shocked) Barney, we met at the urinal.
• Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn’t look good with your suit.
• Good! And as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game called… “Have you met...Ted?"

• Urgh. I’m exhausted. It was finger painting day at school, and a five year old boy (takes coat off revealing a purple hand print on her right breast) got to second base with me. Wow, you’re cooking?
• Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
• I’m so happy for Marshall, I really am. I just couldn’t imagine settling down right now.
• Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh?
• No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne!

• There are two big questions a man has to ask in life. One you plan out for months, the other just slips out when you’re half drunk at some bar.
• I promised Ted we wouldn’t do that.
• Why am I freaking out all of a sudden? This is crazy! I’m not ready to settle down.
• Well, kind of a reporter. I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know. Like—um—monkey that can play the ukulele. I’m hoping to get some bigger stories soon.
• Yeah, see the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend so tonight every guy is… “The enemy”.

• I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night?
• Yeah, I was never going to go play laser tag.
• The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn.
• Mom, dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosby! Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman?
• Can quote obscure lines from “Ghostbusters”?

• wait, it’s only the break of ten-thirty. What happened?
• No. The moment wasn’t right. (They sigh) Look, this woman could be my future wife; I want our first kiss to be amazing.
• Aww, Ted that’s so sweet. So you chickened out like the little bitch.
• What? I did not chicken out! You know what? I don’t need to take first kiss advice from some pirate who hasn’t been single since the first week of college.
• Hey loser, how’s not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! Oh, I killed you Connor; don’t make me get your mom!

• Hey, listen. I need your opinion on something.
• A week? That’s like—a year in hot girl time. She’ll forget all about you. Mark my words: you will never see that one again.
• Word up!
• Alright, but under one condition
• Stop the car. Uh—pull over right here. I gotta do something.

• Kiss the crap out of that girl!
• As I walked up to that door a million thoughts raced through my mind. Unfortunately, one particular thought did not.
• Okay—that’s my Barney Limit. (Starts to leave the cab) I’m goanna see if that Bodega has a bathroom.
• What brings you back to Brooklyn at one in the morning in a—suit.
• You have to swear that this does not leave this cab.

• Okay, eye patch gone—(takes eye patch off and throws it at Barney) And we can’t just abandon Ted. If it doesn’t go well up there he’s gonna need some support.
• So when you tell this story to your friends, could you avoid the word “psycho”? I’d prefer…eccentric.
• That long lingering handshake—you should’ve kissed her!
• There’s no such thing as the signal. But yeah—that was the signal.
• I am so turned on right now.
• Yeah Ted, we’re not on you anymore.