Season 1 episode 3 문장정리

• We all used to hang out at this one bar called “MacLaren’s”.
• Oh, I wish I could... I think Lily and I are just goi...
• Ted, what’s the first syllable in rutting, Peace out, suckers. 
• False. Sidebar, tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy
• You’re too liberal with the word legendary.

• Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here ! This is happening. Now you can either put your bags on the carousel now, or you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel. Your move.
• That night, Marshall had a ton of studying to do. So Lily went out with Robin who was new to New York and looking for a friend.
• I’m so glad we finally get to hang out just the two of us !
• You sure you’re okay giving up your Friday night to hang with an old almost-married lady ?
• Oh please, I’m so sick of the meat market scene. Guys are like a subway. You miss one, another one comes along in five minutes.

• Compliments of that guy.
• Okay, carousel four is tapped out. Ready ? Because I’m about to drop some knowledge.
• Alright, um, I think we need to refine our back-story first. How did we...
• It’s fine, oh, you were a little shaky on your landing. I’d give you a 9.2.
• Philly ? That’s where we’re headed !

• Hey, is that Marshall ? (Takes Phone) Marshall, stop whatever you’re doing, get in that hoopty-ass Vierro of yours and come meet us in Philly. It’s going to be legendary.
• Well I didn’t think we’d be flying to Philadelphia when I woke up this morning, I’ll give you that.

• Ted, you’ve been living your whole life in a seatbelt. It’s time to unclick.

• Oh, believe me I’ve been there. I have this line that I use when guys come

• So what brings you guys to Philly ?

• So there we were, stuck on a plane to Philadelphia with two very unsingle girls. All thanks to your Uncle Barney.

• Aren’t they cute ? They’re both linebackers for the Eagles.

• Well it sounds like you’re having a lot more fun than I am. I’m just talking to guys’ backs while they hit on Robin.

• Don’t you bet I get that a lot ?

• Oh, it’s totally the ring. If you took that ring off your finger, you’d have a ton o’ guys crowding around your junk.

• I’m not going to take off my ring ! Wouldn’t you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax ?

• Oh yeah, you know me, I’m the jealous type. Any goon so much as look at you, I’ll sock him in the kisser, no seriously, you girls have a good time tonight.

• But we’re on an adventure !

• Keep your hands where I can see them.

• This is an outrage. We are international businessmen on very important international business trip. I demand you release us immediately.

• We got footage of you placing two bags on JFK carousel three, and abandoning them to purchase a last minute flight with cash.

• Those bags were your responsibility.

• We’re assessing the bag situation.

• We are international businessmen. My colleague accidentally left the bags there now please let us go before we miss our international business meeting.

• Can’t remember the last time I saw an international business man with an untucked shirt. In addition, we received this footage taken over the last few months.

• Believe it or not, that duff bag thing worked.

• Nobody’s that lame.

• Sir ! Lower your voice or we’ll restrain you.

• We at least get to call our lawyer.

• Listen to me, you’re both American citizens. Don’t let them pull any patriot-act voodoo. You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present so don’t say anything until I get there.

• You had to play the race card?

• Relax, Ted. We didn’t do anything wrong. And, B.T.W, we’d be out of here by now if you’d have tucked in your shirt.

• They’re clean. It’s just a whole bunch of condoms… and a power bar.

• Yeah, we just got released and we’re heading back on the next flight. Meet us at MacLaren’s maybe we can still make last call.

• Ooh, look a booth opened up.

• Yeah, I thought we could finally go talk, and you’re not listening to me, so I’m going to walk away.

• Yeah, I’m gay. Just came over to let you know that you sat on a grape.

• You guys, keep the volume down. You’re goanna wake my grandpa. Who wants hard lemonade ?

• Back at the bar, the girls night out wasn’t going as Robin had hoped.

• Do you want me to go over and...

• Wow it must be really well cordoned off over there. You ever go behind the rope and touch it ?

• Only all the time.

• Ever, like, stick your head inside it ?

• Nope, I have never licked it.

• Hmm… I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell ! If someone were to pull that off I dare say it would be... what’s the word ?

• Well, this is my stop.

• Barney, I’m going to the airport. Sascha, thank you... and uh... tell your grandpa I’m sorry I walked in on him in the bathroom.

• Just fending off the advances of that totally hot guy.

• You wanna be single ? (Laughs) You wanna fight off loser guys all night, does that seem like fun to you ?

• I guess I wanted to throw this net back into the ocean and see how many fish I could catch. So far, one. One gay dolphin.

• And Marshall. Lily, all these girls here tonight are looking to catch what you’ve already got.

• Hey, I got that Club Soda. Let’s see that booty.

• You wanna mess pal ? That’s my fiancé’s hot backside that you’re dabbing.

• Baby, please don’t ever take that ring off again. No matter how awesome I say that it is.

• Oh, thank god... I’ve never been in a fight before.

• So it turns out Uncle Marshall really was the jealous type. Unfortunately, that guys boyfriend... also the jealous type.

• Why do I hang out with you ? Why ? All I wanted was to have a regular beer, in a regular bar with my regular friends, in my regular city !

• Look, our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, okay. Not for the sit around and wait of happiness. Now if you want, you can go to the same bar, drink the same beer talk to the same people everyday, or you can lick the Liberty Bell ! You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it !

• Thanks, Leonard. Ted, you’re missing out on a valuable life lesson !

• Look, I don’t need you to teach me how to live, okay. I know how to live. If you want to go lick the Liberty Bell just go lick it yourself.

• Because, you’re my best friend, alright ? You don’t have to tell me I’m yours. But the way I see it, we’re a team. Without you, I’m just the dynamic uno. You know what, fine. If you wanna go home… then we’ll go home.

• I had no idea how Barney redirected the cab without me knowing, but we got out, Dana let us in and by god we licked the Liberty Bell. And you know what it tastes like ?

• We really did and that was when I realized why I hung out with Barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.