Season 1 episode 2 문장 정리

• In excruciating detail…
• Nothing. I mean, I made a complete fool of myself. So… a week went by and I decided not to call her.
• I wasn’t in love with her, okay? I was briefly in love with the abstract idea of getting married! That had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.
• Look who I ran into!
• Well, I should get back to the station. See you guys. Nice seeing you, Ted.

• No! As your sponsor I will not let your relapse. You blew it; it’s over—move on.
• Lily, you squeaked?
• She said something about me didn’t she? Come on, spill it, Red.
• Huh… I’m gonna spin that as good. Lots of guys are
• Comes on a little strong.

• Oh, totally. I mean, he’s sweet, he’s charming, he’s just looking for something a little bit more serious than I am. I mean the most I can handle right now is something casual. This just stays between us, right?
• She wants casual. Okay, I’ll be casual. I’m gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual.
• Did you guys get high?
• Yeah, cuz nothing says “Casual” like inviting a hundred people over just to mack on one girl.
• No—calling’s not casual! I just gotta bump into her somewhere. If only I knew her schedule I could arrange a chance encounter.

• Guys, boundaries! There she is!
• where four year old, Leroy Ellensburg, climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine (You see child stuck in toy machine) and gotten stuck.
• Robin, wow! What are the odds?
• Yeah, kid stuck in a crane machine, how sweet of you to call it news.
• You’re all sweaty!

• hey, am I interrupting anything?
• Yeah, well you and Lily might wanna put some clothes on. We’re throwing a party in two hours. Okay, bye
• So, Gatsby, what are you goanna do when Robin shows up?
• She steps through the door, and where’s Ted? Not eagerly waiting by the door. Nah I’m across the room at my drafting table showing some foxy young thing all my cool architecture stuff. So Robin strolls over and I casually give her one of these, “Hey, what’s up?” She says, “Hey, nice place” etcetera, etcetera. And then I say, “Well make yourself at home,” and I casually return to my conversation. Then, an hour later, “Oh, you’re still here?” I say like I don’t really care, but it’s a nice surprise. And then very casually, “Wanna see the roof?”
• Get her up to the roof and the roof takes care of the rest.

• But may I suggest one little modification.
• Man you’re a dork.
• Excuse me, can I show you the roof? It’s magical up there
• At least it was a great party.
• You always know what to say old friend.

• Oh, Robin! Hey, yeah, guess you never showed up did you?
• Yeah, they let him keep all the toys. He was in there a long time and little kids have smaller bladders.
• Can you believe this guy, I got a paper to write.
• And no cuddling after.
• I have no idea who that is.

• Yeah, I was trying to think what’s the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?
• I guess there’s no change your two-dayer turned into a three-dayer.
• Hey little old books. Ready for a little fifteen minute recess?
• I need all my blood up here.
• Isn’t it weird they invited both of us?

• Who? Who invited you? No one even know who you are!
• is not a coaster! Ted! I’m jeopardizing my law career so that you can throw not one, not two, but three parties for some girl that you just met who’s probably no t gonna show up.
• Okay, buddy, time for the “tough-talk”. Robin seems great. But let’s look at the facts, you wanna get married and right now there’s a million women in New York looking for exactly you, but Robin ain’t one of them.
• I’m not gonna force sports on them unless they’re interested.

• I’m goanna knock back this beer. I’m gonna knock back one more beer. I’m gonna go home, I’m gonna write a twenty-five page paper. I’m gonna hand it in and I’m gonna get a A.